The term “fucking travesty” is an understatement.
I made a deposit on this Trek 4300 bike Friday and it should be in Saturday so I can go pick it up. I’ve walked before to lose weight but this time I’m going to ride more instead. I really think I’m going to like it.

“The first time I saw Tom in concert was in Houston for the Hard Promises tour. There was a big trunk on the front of the stage. He bent down and opened it up, and out shot this giant spotlight. He reached in and picked up his top hat and started playing Refugee.”
— John, Owner of Top Five Records of Lake Worth, FL
Frank: I’m single! I love being single! I haven’t had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!
—Music Stops. People stare.—
Frank: I mean at the time I was dating a lot. ***RIP in 2010 Leslie Nielsen.
STL Cardinals sign FAT ELVIS (34 year old OF Lance Berkman) to a one year deal to play LF/RF and hopefully put some much needed power into the starting lineup. 1 year for $8 million deal. Can he get back to his power days when he was in the top 5 in the NL MVP race four of the last five years?

The No Nukes show was a lot of fun and our slot was immediately before Bruce Springsteen, who was headlining that night. It was his birthday, I think. And people were yelling “Bruuuuuuuce,” y’know, all night long. And Jackson Browne, at the side of the stage, he says to me, “Now listen, if you go on, and you think they’re booing you, don’t get thrown, because they’re really just saying ‘Bruce.’” And I said, “Well, what’s the difference?





